What's in the Starter Kit?

The "Partner" Kit

If you want to be a "partner" at a venture fund you need to dress for the job you want, not the job you have.
Fleece Vest
Patagonia
Every VC wardrobe needs a Patagonia Better Sweater Fleece.
Allbirds
In Black
These sneakers are a staple of Silicon Valley attire. The company itself is valued at $1.4 billion.
Sapiens
Yuval Noah Harari
Signal your intellectualism by occasionally quoting Sapiens.
Zero to One
Peter Thiel
You'll soon be able to work in "What important truth do very few people agree with you on?" into everyday conversation.
Content
Email
We'll subscribe you to all of the important VC newsletters like Term Sheet, StrictlyVC, Stratechery, and Wine Spectator.
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Mens $499
Nothing says SF VC casual like a Patagonia Better Sweater Vest paired with gray Allbirds runners. You'll fit right into Demo Day.

A donation to All Raise will be made in your name.
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Womens $499
Womens Patagonia Better Sweater Vest & Womens Allbirds Runners. We'd like to say that you'll fit right into demo day, but ...

A donation to All Raise will be made in your name.

"Fund II" Kit

Put those management fees towards good use with the "Fund II" Kit.
For every aspiring "Managing Director".
Twitter Audit
By an Influencer
Personalized audit of your Twitter thought leadership by a VC Influencerâ„¢
Atoms Sneakers
In Black
Instead of Allbirds, you'll get these invite only sneakers, which come in quarter sizes and cost $180.
Superhuman
Email Software
VCs spend at least 3hrs/day in email. A one month credit to this invite-only email client will help you get to Inbox Zero.
The Information
Subscription
A one month credit for access to the "most thoughtful / smartest tech coverage" (according to Sam Altman).
Tesla Keychain
Tesla
Are you really a VC if you don't tweet about your (current or future) Tesla?
Mens $699
Mens Patagonia Better Sweater Vest, a personalized Twitter feed audit, Atoms sneakers, and a donation to All Raise made in your name.
Womens $699
Womens Patagonia Better Sweater Vest, a personalized Twitter feed audit, Atoms sneakers, and a donation to All Raise made in your name.

The "Vision" Fund Kit

What do you get someone who already has a $1B+ fund? This exclusive collection of items will catapult you into peak-VC.
Blood Transfusions
Young People
Blood transfusions for anti-aging might not be FDA approved, but what are you supposed to do when the biggest hobby of elite VCs is to trying to live forever.
New Zealand Farm
in case of pandemic
Atherton Mansion
Most Expensive Zip Code in the US
You aren't really an elite VC unless you own a $50M+ mansion in Atherthon or Woodside, CA.

FAQ

Is this real? Is there a return policy?

We believe in risk taking. So should you.

Why is this so expensive?

What else are you going to spend your management fees on? 2 and 20 can only buy so many wine bottles.

Besides like many venture backed businesses, profits aren't really the goal for us. The profits of this sale will go to All Raise, an organization dedicated to diversity in funders & founders.

Can I give this as a gift?

Sure. Let us know who the gift is for after you check out.

Is VCStarterKit accepting term sheets?

We may or may not be raising a $10M seed round at $50M pre.
All Raise
The profits from the VCStarterKit will be donated to All Raise, an organization dedicated to diversity in funders & founders. Learn More about All Raise